I got new glasses 🌝

Sep 15 20:23 ( 34 )

askgeorgebush:

petition to change the word ‘graveyard’ to ‘skeleton farm’

Sep 15 20:19 ( 54539 )
   Anonymous:
   Did the guy you were with ejaculate on your undies?

That’s the thing I don’t remember, I don’t think so though, I’m just freaking out for no reason I sound completely retarded

Sep 15 20:16

aslightlyangryfeminist:

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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What the FUCK

Sep 15 20:05 ( 288131 )

Funny. I guess destiny isn’t the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

Sep 15 20:04 ( 1226 )

intergalacticwombat:

fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

Sep 15 20:04 ( 52813 )

investings:

If i hand you my phone to look at a picture, don’t start swiping. Don’t look at my pictures from last week. Don’t look through my text messages. Just look at the picture. No one invited you to take a tour.

Sep 15 20:03 ( 14836 )

aybayba:

date a girl who reeds. date a girl lou reeds. date lou reed.

Aug 26 19:02 ( 8423 )

thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

Aug 26 19:02 ( 34672 )

equine-ess:

tehriz:

even this very young specimen of cat has already mastered the “I totally meant to do that” save.

HOW CAN YOU NOT REBLOG THIS OH MY LIFE

Aug 26 19:01 ( 876581 )
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